Don’t Give me Sh*t! – Girlfriend Sues Boyfriend for Tattooing Pile of Feces on her Back!!

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Unbelievable stories and cases that we trial lawyers have to deal with. A girlfriend is cheating on her boyfriend who is a tattoo artist. He finds out. One day, they are spending time together and girlfriend says, “hey sweetie can you tattoo a scene from Narnia on my back?” He says, “okay Babe.” They drink, she gets drunk. He says, “I’d love to tattoo but I need your legal consent to draw the tattoo “at artist’s discretion”.” She says, “okay babe.” She signs agreement. What does he do? He gets revenge. He tattoo’s  the image of a pile of  feces aka shit on her back complete with swarming flies.

She sues. He has the audacity to defend it claiming consent!  *Sigh*. The stupid things people do. Unbelievable.

Is his contract valid? NOPE! Why not? *Blank stare.* Do you really need me to go into this? ? *More blank stares.* If you insist, well she asked for a scene of Narnia on her back. He gave her everything but that. Obviously he will come back with  his “artists discretion” clause. Such clause is undermined with the intent of the parties at the time the contract was signed. If she was intoxicated when she signed the agreement, she cannot be said to have intended and consented to her boyfriend to tattoo shit, literally, on her back. On the contrary. Totally crappy case, no pun intended.

“Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. . .”

 -Weird News has the full story.

-Photocredit: Weird News

Uduak Oduok (Ms. Uduak) is a Partner and Co-Founder of Ebitu Law Group, P.C. where she handles her firm’s fashion and entertainment law practice areas. Ms. Uduak has litigated a wide variety of cases in California courts. She has also handled a variety of entertainment deals for clients including network television and licensing deals. Her work and contributions to the creative industry has been recognized by numerous organizations including the National Bar Association, and featured in prestigious legal publications in the USA: ABA Journal and The California Lawyer Magazine. She is also the author of Fashionentlaw™ and also has over two decades combined hands on industry experience in the creative industry which includes modeling, retail, fashion production, public relations, digital media, journalism and publishing. For further inquiries or if you are seeking legal representation, please email ( You may also follow her on twitter at @uduaklaw

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